Yer man Scullion was sent some merchandise to review, so it would be extremely unprofessional of me not to cover it in as straight-laced a manner as possible.
Get hyped for Sega's new (old) console with 30 minutes of gameplay footage, including a very early build of Virtua Fighter 2.
To mark the return of the Tired Old Hack podcast Chris and Louise answer a whole host of listener questions, covering topics like Dark Souls Switch's delay, Sega Ages, Labo and the Wii U's legacy.
Can you get Skinner through dinner and keep Superintendent Chalmers happy? Play yer man Scullion's interactive story, created with Twine, and find out!
Yer man Scullion's been playing the Switch's next big platformer: see how it's looking and check out Funky Mode in action.
They may be wrestling legends, but how good are they at talking smack? Find out courtesy of WWF Superstars on the Game Boy.
After a six-month break writing a book, it's time for Tired Old Hack to resume normal business!