Time to get serious. Well, sort of. Continue reading “TOH Podcast 18 – Making a Metroiderer”
Monster Hunter Stories (3DS) review
Nintendo / Marvelous
Nintendo 3DS
Although the Monster Hunter series has enjoyed a hardcore following over the years, it’s fair to say its particular brand of lengthy boss-type monster battling only appeals to a certain type of gamer.
Monster Hunter Stories appears to be an attempt to branch out a bit and expand the Monster Hunter universe in a way that might be a better fit for fans of other games.
Well, I say “other games”, but I really just mean Pokémon. Because this is basically Pokémonster Hunter. Continue reading “Monster Hunter Stories (3DS) review”
Gemhunter #10 – Fake Disney triple-bill
Gemhunter has reached its momentous 10th episode, and what a game I’ve got for you today. Or, rather, what a trio of games.
Today I’m looking at PlayStation budget titles The Dalmatians, Lord Of The Jungle and The Lion And The King.
Could these blatant Disney knock-offs actually provide some shred of entertainment? Find out in the video. Continue reading “Gemhunter #10 – Fake Disney triple-bill”
Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle review
Ubisoft / Ubisoft Paris
Nintendo Switch
Contrary to popular belief, the Rabbids haven’t always been irritating, overly French characters who’ve only ever starred in shite games.
There was one underrated Wii game, the now forgotten Rabbids Go Home, in which Ubisoft’s loopy lagomorphs (that’s right) ditched their usual mini-game mediocrity for an adventure game that was genuinely hilarious. I promise.
I’ll talk about Rabbids Go Home some other time: the important thing is that it’s always been proof to me that as annoying as the Rabbids usually are (that ‘funny’ scream cuts right through me), they can be entertaining if used well. It’s just that this has only happened once before.
Well, you can now make that ‘twice’, because Ubisoft has once again managed to pull off a Rabbids game that will genuinely raise a smile. And this time, Nintendo’s along for the ride. Continue reading “Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle review”
Namco Museum (Switch) review
Bandai Namco
Switch
If there’s one thing you can definitely say about Bandai Namco, it’s that it bloody loves making retro compilations of its older games.
Believe it or not, Namco Museum on the Switch is actually the 19th game to feature the Namco Museum title, meaning Pac-Man, Galaga and chums have been dug up more times over the years than Walt Disney’s grave. Um… I’m guessing.
Still, here we go again with yet another helping of classic Namco arcade gems from back in the day, though this time – to its credit – there are at least a few in here that have never appeared in a Namco Museum title before. Continue reading “Namco Museum (Switch) review”
“Draw, pardner” – introducing the TOH illustrator!
A week or two ago I got an email from a chap called Jonathan Traynor.
Said chap is an illustrator in his free time, and he came to me with a proposition: “Let me draw the utter fucking piss out of things on your site.”
Granted, those aren’t the exact words he used – he was far more polite and comprehensive in his pitch – but that’s how I interpreted it.
Since I liked the cut of his jib (even if that was an alternative jib I conjured up in my head), I’m happy to announce yer man Traynor is now on board the good ship Tired Old Hack. Continue reading ““Draw, pardner” – introducing the TOH illustrator!”
Sonic Mania (Switch) review
Sega / Christian Whitehead
Switch, PS4, Xbox One, PC (Switch version reviewed)
I fucking hated the Chemical Plant Zone.
If all the zones in Sonic The Hedgehog 2 were like family members, the Chemical Plant Zone was my racist uncle: it was part of a larger group I loved, but any time I encountered it I had a lengthy, uncomfortable time interacting with it.
Even as a young 9-year-old sprog who was obsessed with Sonic and excitedly got his copy of the sequel on what was officially known as Sonic Twosday – Tuesday, 21 November 1992 – the Chemical Plant Zone rubbed me up the wrong way.
Yes, friends, I hated it. But the key word is ‘hated’, in the past tense. Amazingly, nearly 25 years later, I’ve come to peace with it: and it’s thanks to Sonic Mania. Continue reading “Sonic Mania (Switch) review”
Night Trap 25th Anniversary Edition ‘review’
Screaming Villains
PS4, PC, Xbox One (PS4 version reviewed)
This review is available in both written and video form. The video version is below, the written version can be found underneath it.
While I personally think the video version is the best way to enjoy this review since it offers comparisons with the original game and other nifty wee tricks, the written version below offers a similar ‘script’ so you can choose either. Continue reading “Night Trap 25th Anniversary Edition ‘review’”
Review round-up: Mega Man Legacy 2, Miitopia and more
It’s review round-up time once again, so join me as I take a look at what I’ve been playing recently. In today’s round-up, I:
• get fired into Mega Man Legacy Collection on Xbox One, PS4 and PC
• form unlikely allegiances in Miitopia on 3DS,
• fire more bullets than a Rambo marathon in Aero Fighters 2 on Switch,
• invoke the spirit of Roberto Baggio in Super Sidekicks on Switch, and
• try my best to ignore massive tits in Puzzle Adventure Blockle on Switch.
For the first time, my review round-up will be presented in both video and written form (the ‘script’ for both is exactly the same). This lets you decide whether you want to watch or read my reviews, whatever suits your mood. Continue reading “Review round-up: Mega Man Legacy 2, Miitopia and more”
Monster Hunter XX Switch demo hands-on video
Capcom has released a playable demo of the Switch version of Monster Hunter XX on the Japanese eShop. Being a brave warrior, I decided to try it out and record my findings in video form for your benefit. Continue reading “Monster Hunter XX Switch demo hands-on video”
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