The fortnight in games: Xbox Series X and PS5 specs, Mario Lego
It’s been a busy two weeks, so find out what’s been going on, complete with added snark.
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The fortnight in games: E3 resignations, Kojima’s rant, sweat sensors
Your handy roundup of the past two weeks of gaming news, with a healthy helping of snark for good measure.
20 Pokemon who can happily f*** off
Which Pokemon will be in Sword & Shield? It’s not clear yet, but here are yer man Scullion’s picks to be axed.
Sonic the Hedgehog Pizza Cutter review
The future of cutting edge technology is here. Find out how well Sonic does when it comes to tearing up a tidy slice of ‘za.
A load of potential plots for the upcoming Super Mario CGI movie
What’s going to happen in the upcoming Super Mario movie by Despicable Me studio Illumination? Yer man Scullion has a few ideas.
An extremely serious review of Numskull’s latest merchandise
Yer man Scullion was sent some merchandise to review, so it would be extremely unprofessional of me not to cover it in as straight-laced a manner as possible.
Steamed Hams, but it’s a Choose Your Own Adventure story
Can you get Skinner through dinner and keep Superintendent Chalmers happy? Play yer man Scullion’s interactive story, created with Twine, and find out!
The WWF Superstars Game Boy Roast Battle
They may be wrestling legends, but how good are they at talking smack? Find out courtesy of WWF Superstars on the Game Boy.
Nintendo E3 2017 Digital Event: exclusive script leak
It’s time to blow the back doors off Nintendo’s E3 conference. Here’s absolutely everything set to be announced on Tuesday.
Microsoft E3 2017 conference: exclusive script leak
Yer man Scullion’s done it again! Here’s your first ever look at everything to be announced next week during the Xbox E3 2017 conference.