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The REAL history of Super Mario games
Think you know the story of the Super Mario games? Here’s the REAL story, the bits you DIDN’T hear.
The fortnight in games: Xbox Series X and PS5 specs, Mario Lego
It’s been a busy two weeks, so find out what’s been going on, complete with added snark.
The fortnight in games: E3 resignations, Kojima’s rant, sweat sensors
Your handy roundup of the past two weeks of gaming news, with a healthy helping of snark for good measure.
20 Pokemon who can happily f*** off
Which Pokemon will be in Sword & Shield? It’s not clear yet, but here are yer man Scullion’s picks to be axed.
Sonic the Hedgehog Pizza Cutter review
The future of cutting edge technology is here. Find out how well Sonic does when it comes to tearing up a tidy slice of ‘za.