Super Bomberman R (Switch) review

HEXADRIVE / KONAMI
SWITCH

91-hgxwegrl-_sl1500_In case you couldn’t already tell, I’m a big fan of Bomberman.

I’ve loved the series from the moment I first played the NES original back in 1991, and ever since Super Bomberman 2 launched on the SNES in the mid ‘90s I’ve been anxiously waiting for a new sequel that would better it.

Super Bomberman R isn’t that game.

It’s fine though, because that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one. Although it isn’t quite a return to form as yet, as far as modern Bomberman efforts go it’s a good sign that Konami is at least getting back on the right track. Continue reading “Super Bomberman R (Switch) review”

Nintendo Switch hardware review

The big day is here. Nintendo has finally released either its seventh home console or its sixth handheld console, depending on how you look at it (I’ve already made my stance clear).

The Nintendo Switch is a hybrid device that can be played both on your TV and on the move, and Nintendo is hoping it’ll get things back on track after the Wii U’s disappointing sales.

Yer man Scullion was fortunate enough to receive one from Nintendo ahead of launch, so now it’s here it would be downright rude of me not to give my needlessly in-depth thoughts on every aspect of it. Continue reading “Nintendo Switch hardware review”

The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild (Switch) review

Nintendo / Nintendo
Switch / Wii U (Switch version reviewed)

This review comes with some disclaimers.

Usually when I review a game I insist on finishing it (or getting as close as possible if magazine deadline restrictions have prevented it) in order to make sure I give the most accurate verdict.

zeldabotwzeldaI’ve been playing Breath Of The Wild solid for about a week now and I’m still nowhere close to finishing it. It’s still going to take me a number of weeks. However, this game is unique in that after spending around 40-50 hours with it I’m 100% confident in my verdict, which I’ll get to at the end of the review. I hope you understand when you read it.

This review will also contain no plot spoilers. For the sake of illustrating points made in my review I have had to refer to gameplay scenarios I experienced, but these examples do not mention the plot or explain how these scenarios fit into the story.

The screenshots in this article were all taken using the Switch’s built-in screenshot feature early in the game,  in order to avoid major spoilers later. Since SDXC card support is not yet ready at the time of writing (it’s added in the online update tomorrow), I used my PC grabber to capture them from the Switch’s screenshot gallery. I’m happy with the results.

One or two of these screens show characters Link meets early in the game who you may not recognise. I felt the need to illustrate that the entire game is not an empty world with no NPCs. However, I’ve taken great pains to make sure the screens show no dialogue that explains who these characters are or how they fit into the plot.

Long story short, if you watched the Zelda trailer during the Switch presentation in January, that gave away a lot more than I will. That said, on with the review! Continue reading “The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild (Switch) review”

Just Dance 2017 (Switch) review

Ubisoft / Ubisoft Paris
Switch, PS4, PS3, Xbox One, Xbox 360, Wii, Wii U, PC (Switch version reviewed)

91exhieunml-_sl1500_Here’s the deal.

There’s no snobbery on this site. You might be the sort of person who will never like Just Dance, and if it isn’t your cup of tea then that’s fair enough.

The reality, though, is that this is a series that had sold 40 million copies by 2013, so dismissing it outright just because it isn’t a shooter or a platformer is a type of elitism that doesn’t fly here.

Every game deserves a fair review, so that’s what you’re getting. Check your prejudices at the door (and, given some of the songs here, your pride as well) and let’s get jiggy as fuck. Continue reading “Just Dance 2017 (Switch) review”

Forma.8 (PS4) review

MixedBag Games
PS4 / Xbox One / Wii U / Vita / Steam (PS4 version reviewED)

Metroidvania games are ten a penny these days, so it’d take something special to catch the attention of this grizzled veteran with boyish charm and a tough exterior but gentle heart.

Um… what I’m trying to say is Forma.8 is bloody good. Continue reading “Forma.8 (PS4) review”

A Normal Lost Phone (Android) review

ACCIDENTAL QUEENS
ANDROID / iOS / STEAM (ANDROID VERSION REVIEWED)

Note: This is a plot-heavy game that deals with a sensitive topic. Those who have already played through the game will have noticed that I have deliberately not used certain words and descriptions in a way that may seem ignorant. I have only done so in order to avoid spoilers and to ensure the player goes into the game knowing what they’re supposed to know at that stage.

a-normal-lost-phone-iconWhat would you do if you ever found a mobile phone?

Would you hand it in to the police and hope it made its way back to its original owner? Would you search its address book for a number called ‘home’ or something similar and call it to let them know you found it?

Or would you search through the user’s messages, emails, dating app and photo gallery in order to find out more about their life?

A Normal Lost Phone works on the assumption that you’d go with the last of these options, and that’s really the only major problem I have with it. Continue reading “A Normal Lost Phone (Android) review”

Nintendo Switch hardware hands-on impressions

Yesterday I attended the UK Nintendo Switch Premiere in London’s Hammersmith Apollo (or whatever it’s called these days).

There I went hands on with a bunch of games planned to launch for the Switch in its first couple of months.

Over the next week or so I’m going to be writing up a series of in-depth hands-on articles for each of these games, one at a time (except for Splatoon 2, which I unfortunately didn’t get time to try out).

Before that though, it makes sense that I would give my thoughts on the Switch hardware itself: its strengths, any weaknesses it may have and, ultimately, whether I personally think it’s worth the £279 / $299 price that’s caused so much controversy. Continue reading “Nintendo Switch hardware hands-on impressions”

Super Mario Run is hardcore as shit if you give it a chance

smrs_marioSatan is ice-skating to work, pigs are getting their pilot’s licences and Mario is on the iPhone.

Yes, after years of ‘expert’ analysts saying Nintendo should make mobile games and Nintendo fans saying it shouldn’t, it’s finally actually happened.

The result is Super Mario Run, a game that’s split more people than a Hollywood divorce lawyer, with some saying it’s amazing and others claiming it’s a disaster.

Let’s break down why that may be, and why – cards on the table right away – I think it’s bloody brilliant. Continue reading “Super Mario Run is hardcore as shit if you give it a chance”

Drive!Drive!Drive! (PS4) review

Choice Provisions / Different Cloth
PS4 / STEAM (PS4 version reviewed)

Creating a game with a unique gimmick can be a dangerous thing to do.

If it works well the result is a truly original game that not only brings something different to the table but could potentially inspire others to follow suit and build on it.

On the other hand, if a game’s built around a new gimmick and it falls on its arse, you’re left with a disaster and the realisation that maybe there’s a reason nobody else had tried it before.

Drive!Drive!Drive! is very much a game with a gimmick, and thankfully it’s one that works for the most part. Continue reading “Drive!Drive!Drive! (PS4) review”

Picross 3D: Round 2 review

NINTENDO / HAL LABORATORY
3DS

I love Picross. I’ve loved it ever since a 12-year-old me visited the Edinburgh branch of Toys R Us back in 1995 and discovered Mario’s Picross on the Game Boy.

This relationship has survived 21 brain-teasing years. And, as in the best relationships, just as things look like they’re starting to go stale something manages to breathe new life into proceedings and remind me why I fell in love in the first place. Continue reading “Picross 3D: Round 2 review”